they announce at the beginning of your flight that chewing tobacco is strictly prohibited on the plane. Right now I'm sitting in the Asheville Airport waiting for my friend's flight to get in so she can give me a ride to the Warren-Wilson campus. I just had about a thirty-minute conversation with a Baptist. His name was John. The Baptist.
Anyway, flying always reminds me of this little clip from Seinfeld's "I'm Telling You for the Last Time." Have you ever noticed that airplane bathrooms have the best smelling soap? This stuff is much better than your typical pink commercial soap. My plane had "Lemongrass Wasabi" scent. Very sophisticated.